For some reason I own a du rag.
I’m an 18-year-old white girl.
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
Poem written by the Zodiac Killer, found on a desk at Riverside City College Library (Riverside, CA) in December of 1966.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
eating a sandwich and salad for dinner except instead of a sandwich its candy and instead of a salad i have no friends